This is totally inappropriate. But I'm going to say it anyway. So I ask forgiveness, but I was reminded of an old rhyme my friends told me once.
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.
There's also a bunch of dirty nursery rhymes.
Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her dog a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, and she got a bone of her own.
Mary had a little lamb she kept in her backyard, when she took her panties off, his wooly ... okay this one is too bad.
Little Boy Blue. He needed the money.
Mary had a little lamb with A1 and a side of fries.
Little Bo Peep ... nah, that one is too gross also.
Actually, come to think of it, I think those are the cleanest ones ...
*makes his tail twitch so the un-nommed hairs tickle Peg's nose*
At this point, it's comforting to have my tail nommed. -^.^-