Dealing with me, though, I'm impressed any doctor likes me. I have also threatened to stab the hooked instrument down one's peehole, and the other end in his nurse's tit if he didn't give me more numbing. And told some nurses that I will breathe however I damn well please and won't let some damn machine dictate my breathing patterns. And asked my eye surgeon if he has a debilitating parasite lodged in his brain causing his basic motor functions to make his mouth emit random noise or if he's just an idiot, because I'm legitimately concerned about his mental faculties.
Post Merge: March 20, 2016, 01:45:24 PM
I don't like doctors very much.