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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2016, 03:03:20 AM »

In Soviet Russia, cherries pit you.

That sounds more than a little painful...

In soviet russia hospital goes to you.

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2016, 03:06:07 AM »
In Soviet Russia, mirror looks at you.

What is life?

In Soviet Russia, life ponders you.
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2016, 01:07:30 PM »
In Soviet Russia, trees plant you.
In Soviet Russia, cars drive you.
In Soviet Russia, trash throws you away.
In Soviet Russia, down needs to calm Michen
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2016, 06:11:08 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Donald Trump no bad man
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2016, 03:43:55 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Drunk gets you Vodka
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2016, 11:41:50 AM »
In Soviet Russia, taxes pay you.
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2016, 03:32:35 PM »
In Soviet Russia, The Force Awakens sees the midnight screening of you


In Soviet Russia, video sharing site is TubeYou

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2016, 04:09:43 PM »
In sovjet Russia, bear puns get you, but only bearly.

I know... That was kind of unbearable.

Sorry for the bearry bad puns.

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2016, 05:11:15 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Moscow State University MSU

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2016, 05:44:27 PM »
In Soviet Russia, MS paint, paint you.
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2016, 06:25:15 PM »
In Soviet Russia 'R' and 'ssia' separated by 'U'

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2016, 07:04:13 PM »
In Soviet Russia fursuit wears you

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2016, 07:35:55 PM »
In Soviet Russia, you give Sans bad time

Undertake joke! Anyone? No? Okay....
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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2016, 07:38:44 PM »
^^I don't get it XD


In Soviet Union, enlightenment finds you.


Also I think I'm gonna try a Beatles theme:


Back in USSR all love needs is you
Back in USSR your money never gives me you
Back in USSR I want your hand to hold you

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Re: Soviet Russia
« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2016, 08:18:58 PM »
In soviet Russia, joke gets you


(I understood the undertale joke xD)
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