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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1005 on: December 15, 2016, 03:31:42 AM »
hope you're not one of the undead, then run!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1006 on: December 15, 2016, 03:47:51 AM »
The same reason you keep the box in the bread!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1007 on: December 15, 2016, 06:05:19 AM »
Ask a pirate to show you. Remember pirates are generally nasty creatures so you have to threaten it to get its attention

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1008 on: December 15, 2016, 09:08:46 AM »
Immediately before rolling in manure with the dog


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1009 on: December 15, 2016, 09:37:55 AM »
Conquer it and form your own fascist empire so your the only one in power of course!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1010 on: December 15, 2016, 06:46:37 PM »
The clear ones so you can show off them legs

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1011 on: December 16, 2016, 04:36:55 AM »
Hide from him and refuse to talk to him until he decides hes had enough and gives up


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1012 on: December 16, 2016, 05:20:06 AM »
By making more enemies and hoping they fight with each other

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1013 on: December 16, 2016, 02:32:18 PM »
Just read the book, don't watch the movie.  I love Tim Curry but it really is rubbish XD


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1014 on: December 16, 2016, 02:36:49 PM »
Yes, invest your entire finances into it.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1015 on: December 16, 2016, 02:54:49 PM »
Whichever best lets you rock the Casbah.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1016 on: December 16, 2016, 04:38:09 PM »
Start breaking jars of ketchup somebody will come along and assist you


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1017 on: December 16, 2016, 06:39:01 PM »
Gnaw off your own leg and continue your epic showdown with Shia LaBeouf


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1018 on: December 19, 2016, 06:08:50 PM »
Shoot someone at 5th Avenue and say you won't lose any votes.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1019 on: January 01, 2017, 11:53:19 PM »
Call it English. Then speak English to everyone, they'll know what you're saying.

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