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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 83979 times)

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Offline Captain Degenerate

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1050 on: January 05, 2017, 09:23:28 AM »
Stab it, if that doesn't work just get a new one  :P

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1051 on: January 05, 2017, 02:16:27 PM »
You shouldn't, you should order someone to make your bed remote-controlled instead.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1052 on: January 05, 2017, 03:39:23 PM »
Only when they ask  ^_^


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1053 on: January 05, 2017, 03:57:35 PM »
next to an active volcano, nice and warm


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1054 on: January 05, 2017, 04:08:16 PM »
Give them one cup but if they ask for more, inform them that you are all out and run away  X3

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1055 on: January 05, 2017, 04:20:28 PM »
Shove a lamp up your nose.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1056 on: January 06, 2017, 03:13:47 AM »
Eat the sand, it will tell ya  :)


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1057 on: January 06, 2017, 10:55:25 AM »
Lock yourself up.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1058 on: January 06, 2017, 11:11:32 AM »
Burn everything! It will turn up eventually  :3




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1059 on: January 06, 2017, 01:25:56 PM »
If its not burning the rest of the house down its not cooking if you cant take the heat get out of the kitchen!




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1060 on: January 06, 2017, 01:38:09 PM »
You gotta use a pen!  ^_^

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1061 on: January 08, 2017, 12:57:16 PM »
I read somewhere a plushie makes a great weapon. The softer, the better.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1062 on: January 08, 2017, 05:35:56 PM »
Just put it in the freezer and don't cook it, no way you can burn it now  XP


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1063 on: January 08, 2017, 10:08:19 PM »
By sitting in a fire :P

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1064 on: January 08, 2017, 10:50:25 PM »
Get into a come, then you would never have to worry about waking up or getting earlier in bed.


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