The Bad Advice Game

[Blue Fox]

Eat him. There! If there's no trainer, he can't evolve you 

How does one become a furry?

[?]

You gotta download it into your brain   




How do I watch a movie?!   

[Trixsie Vixen]

Find the worst copy you can get.  Watch it on your phone in a public place while you live stream a review of it as you watch.  Make sure there is lots of light to see clearly.


Free popcorn refills: how many is too many?

[Bricket]

There is never too many, but if you want a number: the moment you see the theater going bankrupt then you're getting close but not there yet.
It's when they need a new truckload of corn that you might possibly think about the fact that you're almost having too many popcorn. It's only when the stuff is depressed, begging you to stop and even trying to bribe you into stopping; then when they bribe you with enough money that you might consider stopping eating popcorn.


How do I seize power and control of the Forum?
Just asking for a friend 

[Trixsie Vixen]

Just create the most popular thread of all time.




As a pirate/ninja how do I deal with the Ninjas vs Pirates basketball game?

[Blue Fox]

Replace the ball with something more dangerous and see how well each team reacts. That will determine which side you should favor.

How can I be like Leonardo DaVinci?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Just copy other peoples' discoveries and publish them as your own. You definitely won't get arrested.


Editing in the question: How do I get senpai to notice me?

[Blue Fox]

Wear colored Christmas lights tightly wrapped around your body. Be sure to carry a battery with you so they are always on. Those lights always seem to get my attention, sooooo....

Where can I bury this body-err, I mean time capsule. Yes. Time capsule.  For future generations to find - long after I'm gone. WAY long after I'm gone.

[Salakar Crocoli]

Put it in your attic.

You're not the senpai I wanted.


How do I stay awake?

[Captain Degenerate]

Dont sleep obviously!






What is the best way to hug?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Come in from the side and wrap your arms low around their body.


How do I tell if there are ghosts near me?

[Captain Degenerate]

You ask whats a ghosts favorite lunch meat? If they say BOOOLOGNY then you know




How do I put a shirt on?

[Trixsie Vixen]

Put on three shirts then remove two of your choice.




How do I transfer contacts from a Windows phone to an Android phone?

[Captain Degenerate]

Combine them together into one phone with your super duper do it yourself skillz!






How do I dance?

[?]

You gotta break your legs to make them more flexible and maneuverable 






How do I become a shiny?