The Bad Advice Game

[Michen_S]

Swallow a flashlight. It works for Patrick.


How do I get remembered as great artist?

[Blue Fox]

Swallow a flashlight. It works for Patrick.

(I'm dying )
Replace all works of art in the museum with your own perfect replicas. That's the best way I know.

How to make chocolate milk?

[Michen_S]

You know cows with white with black spots, right? Those give normal milk. Cows that are brown give chocolate milk.
Oh wait, that was whipped cream. Chocolate milk was... Were it the black cows? I thought those gave yoghurt...
Ehh...
I forgot.

How do I grow a third arm?

[?]

Just expose your self to high levels of radiations, you'll also gain powers 


Where is the best spot to relax?

[Blue Fox]

Let's see... Relax. "Re" means "to do again" and "lax" is short for "laxative." If I were you, I would re-lax in the bathroom, just incase the second time around is too much.

How can I stop from shedding so much of my fur?

[?]

Cover your entire body in duck duct tape that should work just time 




How can I get out of a cage?

[Blue Fox]

You can never escape The Cage 




Where can I learn to cook?

[?]

( oh boy    )


If you lie out in a desert long enough the sun will give you wonderful lessons 




How can I beat a fighting type easier?

[Michen_S]

You should evolve into an Umbreon since evolving will boost your stats.

How can I play video games as a feral?

[kylethefox]

bash your head on the controler multiple times! haven't you ever heard of button mashing?


what kind of toppings should i put on my pizza?

[?]

Every single item that you own will make a excellent topping, including from the bin   


Whats the best spot for running around?

[Blue Fox]

The Sahara Desert. There's plenty of room! You never have to worry about getting in anyone's way! Also, no mosquitoes, and you'll never get too cold 

What book should I read next?
 

[?]

You should write a book after few days without sleep when read it days later, will make a interesting tale 


How do I gain more power?      

[Blue Fox]

At the power plant. Duh.

Who here has the best general advice?

[?]

Everyone on this thread, all wonderful advice   


How do I get out of the rain?