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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 91207 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1170 on: January 27, 2017, 08:12:42 PM »
Be a monster.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1171 on: January 27, 2017, 08:18:26 PM »
Stare for...
Follow the same instructions as for the instrument, but now with a sheet of paper.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1172 on: January 28, 2017, 02:32:21 PM »
Because when you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1173 on: January 28, 2017, 03:04:50 PM »
Papyrus. A very creative and totally not overdone choice.
Comic sans is so 2016. Therefore, it should only be used if you intend to have the recipe for scones tattooed somewhere.








Best way to learn how to drive a car?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1174 on: January 28, 2017, 03:06:30 PM »
Steal a car and you'll learn how to drive it in the police chase that will happen after the theft.



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1175 on: January 28, 2017, 03:10:49 PM »
Pour all the ingredients into a bucket and let it stand in room temperature for about a week or so.
Once the smell resembles that of many moons dead carrion, it's ready for the oven.
Sprinkle on some shredded cheese and spices of your choice, then toss it into the oven on this and that many degrees for about an hour or three.
Best served with a take-away menu on the side.






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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1176 on: January 28, 2017, 03:33:45 PM »
Lion groomer and toboggan builder.  They are basically the same so it's a twofer.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1177 on: January 28, 2017, 03:41:26 PM »
Bring ants, ladybugs and other threats to extinction. Then they will grow both fat -and- plentiful.
And to toughen them up, maybe expose them to small amounts of various pesticides. Just in case.








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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1178 on: January 28, 2017, 04:09:04 PM »
Make sure you can list your chief weapons of fear surprise and ruthless efficiency.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1179 on: January 28, 2017, 04:25:03 PM »
Why not both?


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1180 on: January 28, 2017, 04:55:13 PM »
Learn the secret ways of the Cagon.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1181 on: January 29, 2017, 01:52:59 AM »
You have to first let it drive a ship then it will realize that the hat belongs on its head  :P


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Everything comes from nothing
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1182 on: January 29, 2017, 12:51:44 PM »
Kill everyone!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1183 on: January 29, 2017, 03:53:57 PM »
Use a time machine and go into the future. Make sure you set a date after the date you expect to get your license for maximum chance of getting it.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1184 on: January 29, 2017, 06:17:26 PM »
Put a fishing hook through your tail should help  :P


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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

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