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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 91224 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1245 on: February 26, 2017, 04:43:24 PM »
Stare at it. Your gaze alone should be powerful enough.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1246 on: February 26, 2017, 04:49:36 PM »
Hit the key labeled "ESC" on your computer.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1247 on: February 26, 2017, 04:54:41 PM »
Ask it to go away nicely.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1248 on: February 27, 2017, 12:28:44 AM »
With brilliant puns.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1249 on: February 27, 2017, 02:22:57 PM »
Foil hat should protect you fine.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1250 on: February 27, 2017, 03:43:52 PM »
Did you try asking an AI  ^_^




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1251 on: February 27, 2017, 04:00:51 PM »
Helium.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1252 on: February 27, 2017, 08:28:31 PM »
Ask someone to throw you on a computer playing GoT. You have been cast on it.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1253 on: February 27, 2017, 08:48:53 PM »
Give me an apple and I'll tell you.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1254 on: February 27, 2017, 08:52:04 PM »
Become light, it's your only hope.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1255 on: February 27, 2017, 09:02:19 PM »
Buy a new brain at your local supermarket.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1256 on: February 27, 2017, 09:03:48 PM »
Hide a treasure yourself, then you can "find" it.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1257 on: February 27, 2017, 11:02:54 PM »
By buring all the paper


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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

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If we can believe in one part of it
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Don't stop the party

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1258 on: February 28, 2017, 07:04:42 PM »
Crash.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1259 on: February 28, 2017, 10:19:53 PM »
Did you look under a rock?  :P




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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

 

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