The Bad Advice Game

[?]

Grow your set a mane, really helps 


How do I help furs rest?

[Firox]

hide them in your mane, should help


how do I grow mane fur?

[?]

You can try taking it from other furs 




How do I use a pair of scissors?

[Firox]

you can try one hole in one paw, and the other in you maw
or easier if you just use claws


how do I debone fish for nomming?

[?]

Melted it down first




How do I nap in a super cold room?

[Firox]

rip the clothing you see and make it a warm pile, sleep under it


how do I find a cool napping place in a hot room?

[?]

Do a snow dance




How to live off of just cheese?

[Firox]

melt it in the sun and drink it like soup
might taste good


how do I open a plastic container?

[?]

Use a fire place




How do I make steel?

[Firox]

find a Metagross and saw some pieces of it


how do I cook rice?

[?]

put it under the sun




How do I make a blanket

[Michen_S]

Throw a coin in the nearest fountain and make a wish. You'll receive your blanket in 3-5 working days if it comes true.

How do I stop an apocalypse?

[?]

First you must become a protagonist, try applying at your local protagonist recruiting center, from there you will be given the skills you need.




How do I operate a crossbow?

[Trixsie Vixen]

First press the load button, then the aim button then the fire button.  Simple!


How do I make a miniature ballista?

[?]

Gather all of the worlds leading scientist and military engineers to help, must keep the project secret to, Wouldn't want the power of the miniature ballista  falling into the wrong hands, who knows what destruction that could cause. You should have your miniature ballista in a  few years! 




How do I summarize a book in a single word?