The Bad Advice Game

[Wolxikin]

Google translate


How do I get a gf?

[MrRazot]

Kidnap one

How to I wake myself up in the morning?

[Wolxikin]

Boiling water alarm clock




How do I become blue again?

[Nutmeg]

Take a bath in blue paint


How can I hide large amounts of nuts without others finding them?

[MrRazot]

Become sexist: it was a woman who committed the sin!

Safest way home at night?

[MrRazot]

Kill yourself

Is there a way to eat a ghost pepper and not feel the burn?

[MrRazot]

Take a gun to an airport

How do I make the best pizza?

[MrRazot]

Take chocolate, add chips and cookies?

Where should I visit in Italy?

[MrRazot]

Watch the CSI episode and when they rip off furries, laugh and say "it's funny because I'm a furry"

How do I get free food?

[MrRazot]

Kill something dear to them

How do I confront my inner demons?

[SirSteel]

Inscribe a pentagram on the floor. at each corner light a candle. Acquire thineself a whip of horse hair. Stand in the center of the circle and cast the candles out with thine whip whilst crying high and low to heaven and hell

"INNER DEMONS, COME FORTH!"

Do not leave the circle else thy soul will be rendered clear from thy flesh.

When your inner demons appear then cast them out.

So it is that thou hast confronted thine inner demons.


How can I sing better?

[Nutmeg]

Have someone drive a truck over your feet so you can reach those pesky high notes!


How can I become a successful, happy person?

[Crest Is Dead ((For Now))]

Watch TMZ



I want to dance? How do I do that?

[MrRazot]

Go to America

How do I get good at life?

[MrRazot]

^ask the man driving the old panel van

How do I choose the best chocolate?