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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 84247 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1845 on: June 04, 2017, 08:09:04 PM »
Peel off your face then tie it back on with string.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1846 on: June 04, 2017, 08:24:13 PM »
Make more Big Crotch Arrows


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1847 on: June 04, 2017, 08:28:18 PM »
Press it like a flower, but into a little flip book, then just flip the pages nice and evenly!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1848 on: June 04, 2017, 08:31:01 PM »
Buy him a tablet that runs on cuteness, he'll figure the rest out. Dogs are pretty smart.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1849 on: June 04, 2017, 08:33:05 PM »
Poor custard in it.  It will be fixed and smell delicious!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1850 on: June 04, 2017, 08:34:43 PM »

@GingerAle b4 Trixsie Ninja'd me :PHire one of the Imperium's Tech Priests. It should do well in singing to the A/C and even fix it with the blessing of the Machine Gods.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1851 on: June 04, 2017, 08:37:54 PM »
Either change you name to Harry or write WIZZARD on a floppy hat.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1852 on: June 04, 2017, 08:38:56 PM »
Wheelchair.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1853 on: June 04, 2017, 08:40:39 PM »
Make sure they hold hands


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1854 on: June 04, 2017, 08:43:41 PM »
Cannibalism ? :3


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1855 on: June 04, 2017, 08:47:06 PM »
80cm


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1856 on: June 04, 2017, 08:48:49 PM »
Obviously, yes.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1857 on: June 04, 2017, 08:56:35 PM »
Stop wearing padding under your chainmail


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1858 on: June 05, 2017, 02:07:20 AM »
Walk on over to Japan. It's the only continent that touches every country in theworld.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1859 on: June 05, 2017, 03:00:54 PM »
I hear DETERMINATION will do the trick.


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