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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #195 on: February 26, 2016, 09:29:34 PM »
Ice, Ice, Baby


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #196 on: February 27, 2016, 06:02:38 AM »
Make you use a live grenade as a mic






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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #197 on: February 27, 2016, 06:04:09 AM »
Don't stir it.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #198 on: February 27, 2016, 06:07:02 AM »
Put gasoline on the boots and light them on fire! now you can lace the charred remains!










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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #199 on: February 27, 2016, 06:12:54 AM »
Same way you lace boots.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #200 on: February 28, 2016, 12:38:44 AM »
Pour water on a ice cube, if it works with a match and gasoline then it will work with them!










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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #201 on: February 28, 2016, 12:49:51 AM »
Easy. Switch fonts.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #202 on: February 28, 2016, 12:56:52 AM »
Pepper spray! I heard it makes you cry the hair out!








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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #203 on: February 28, 2016, 01:06:37 AM »
You spin around once, and throw away your Scope Mouthwash.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #204 on: February 28, 2016, 01:16:20 AM »
punch your own arm, the pain will distract you.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #205 on: February 28, 2016, 01:21:43 AM »
Well you see, throw multiple "pure" women and children into the volcano. If that doesn't work I guess you could dig a tunnel and flood the lava out to kill all the local pesky local wildlife.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #206 on: February 28, 2016, 01:28:23 AM »
Whatever the question the answer is make an obscene phone call to you grandma


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #207 on: February 28, 2016, 09:36:44 AM »
Always tell everyone what cards you're holding. Ask to see their cards.

Always stay, never fold.

Make sure to always bet everything, your house, your clothes, your very soul. Guaranteed win.



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #208 on: February 28, 2016, 09:59:17 AM »
3000 grit sandpaper
(This may actually be good advice)

Use a belt sander

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #209 on: February 28, 2016, 01:11:06 PM »
Just stuff food in every orifice.  One of them will be a good place to eat.




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