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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 84285 times)

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Offline Michen_S

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1965 on: July 10, 2017, 02:28:08 PM »
Grab a megaphone, stand on the roof and scream it out.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1966 on: July 10, 2017, 03:17:21 PM »
At the man with the rain jacket and no pants on...

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1967 on: July 10, 2017, 05:24:48 PM »

Quick, download some white blood cells!



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1968 on: July 11, 2017, 02:49:36 AM »
Five seconds is not enough. Clear your schedule for the next five DAYS and then you'll really start reaping the benefits.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1969 on: July 11, 2017, 09:40:15 AM »
Make yourself elligible for a left-handed prosthetic.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1970 on: July 11, 2017, 03:23:11 PM »
Just use lava!


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So just let it all keep happening

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It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1971 on: July 11, 2017, 03:30:04 PM »
Provoke the russian nuclear arsenal...

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1972 on: July 11, 2017, 04:50:51 PM »
Break a table in two with a karate chop whilst yelling "Hadouken".

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1973 on: July 11, 2017, 09:16:14 PM »
Put on a balaclava and start throwing ninja stars around.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1974 on: July 11, 2017, 09:20:38 PM »
"What do you mean "Now it can't possibly get any worse?" You really need to stop being so impatient..."




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1975 on: July 12, 2017, 10:21:42 AM »
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How does one stop his boat from sinking...

« Last Edit: July 12, 2017, 08:55:29 PM by Michen_S, Reason: Please do not post alcohol references »
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1976 on: July 12, 2017, 08:30:52 PM »
Make a hole for the water to go out of the boat, just in case.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1977 on: July 13, 2017, 04:15:32 AM »
Just take the Earth out of the sun's orbit, you'll get some sooner or later.


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Everything comes from nothing
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It's all just beginning why can't we extend
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So don't stop
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1978 on: July 13, 2017, 01:31:59 PM »
Get to high vantage-point and use loud bells/horns to scare them away!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1979 on: July 13, 2017, 02:53:44 PM »
Put a sign down saying: "If you're a zombie, please consider not eating my brains."


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