The Bad Advice Game

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Just get a bunch of balloons and shape them into one.




How do I make paper?

[Rose Liyara]

Just grab a block of wood, put it in a blender, blend it all up, then pour it out. Shape it into a rectangle and then put it in the freezer.


I want to make a cat ear headband, since I can't purchase one.

[NiZeKiHo]

Just take a headband, and just put some cardboard triangles on it to resemble the ears 


I want to sleep well at night

[Rose Liyara]

Take a Benedryl.


I want to paint the walls of my room-

[NiZeKiHo]

Just take the paint bucket and throw it at the wall


How do i stay awake? 

[Rose Liyara]

Listen to loud music. Like.. loud enough to wake your parents up from across the house.

I want to put on nail polish without getting it on my skin.

[NiZeKiHo]

Use a garden hose 

I want to avoid any kind of noice complaints, but still be able to be loud 

[Rose Liyara]

Try hard to make others around you go deaf, and then be as loud as possible.

How do I fix my sleep schedule?

[NiZeKiHo]

Just keep drinking coffee until you want to sleep


How do i make a good first impression when meeting new furs? 

[Bricket]

Just tell them all your depressing childhood memories and have an emotional breakdown.

How do I seize power?

[anoni]

Furries are like animals and animals identify people through scent, so you need a really strong scent to start off with, I recommend not showering for a week and a half before meeting them. Also, furries love hugs, always, no question, so be sure to constantly hug people without asking their consent or anything, if they look uncomfortable don't worry, some furries are just shy, your hug is sure to make them less shy. Also remember, any conversation anyone ever has has to be about you, if they're not talking about you just loudly exclaim something that's related to you, that way people will think you're really interesting cause you have lots to talk about


(DAMN I was too slow)

Seizing power question: First thing you should do is tell everyone you dislike them and isolate yourself from society, eventually people will get curious and amass around you and hail you as some religious figure!

I want to put a quantum harmonizer in a photonic resonation chamber, what should I do?

[Bricket]

(DAMN I was too slow)

G O T T A   G O   F A S T

Hmmm, for your question: have you tried buying it on Ebay?

How do I control all the memes?

[anoni]

Find the big modem that the entire internet runs off and then add meme_is_mine.exe

also program meme_is_mine.exe

How do I get a fursuit?

[Rose Liyara]

You get a fancy outfit, then glue faux fur all over it~

I want to make my own soda...

[anoni]

Break into the Coca-Cola headquaters and steal their recipe, then claim it as your own!

I want to become a billionaire, how do?