The Bad Advice Game

[Bricket]

Short sell the entire economy?
The economy crashes, everyone gets poor but you get rich as hell




How do I post here?

[Rose Liyara]

You tap the word "reply" with a claw, then mash on your keyboard in the biggest rectangle on the page until you see small scribbles. Those are words. Then you hit "Post" with another claw.


How do I make a Krabby Patty?

[Bricket]

You get a crab, you extract the meat from it and then you make a burger.

How do I become popular?

[Dazed]

Yes. That is the key.



How do i resurrect Manimarco, king of worms and lord of necromancers?

[Cheza]

Achieve CHIM and pull a Talos on the timeline.
What could possibly go wrong?








How do you learn to eat with chopsticks?

[Bricket]

Use a fork to hold the chopsticks, this makes it easier to eat.

How do I become the very best?

[Malina]

TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN !!

How many times should I pet my dog to make her sleep

[anoni]

six hundred and twenty two thousand nine hundred and forty three

How many cats is enough cats?

[Bricket]

Zero cats.

How do I make spaghetti?

[NiZeKiHo]

Just throw the ingredients in a volcano, that should do it 


How do i convert someone to a furry? 

[Bricket]

Put a gun to their head and make sure they sign in on the forum here, if they don't... well... you know what to do 


How do I drive a car?

[NiZeKiHo]

First you make sure its out of fuel, then you make sure to remove the wheels, then pour gasoline all over the car, then... You know what the next step is 


I want to get a well paying job at 14 years old

[Bricket]

Go work in the asbestos mines, plenty of cash there.


How do I do politics?

[NiZeKiHo]

You just become rich, become a meme, say you wanna build a wall, promise a lot of stuff, then become elected as a president, then just do nothing of the stuff you promised 




I wanna get to london, but i cant afford the plane ticket (i live in denmark) 

[Bricket]

Mail yourself to London?


How do I do stuff?