The Bad Advice Game

[NiZeKiHo]

Just sit on your bed all day, not moving


How do i fit into a package to send to london?

[?]

Just use a HUGE cannon to launch it on over. Much faster.


What is the best way to launch a aircraft in a short amount of time?

[NiZeKiHo]

Have a concussiong bomb below it, then BOOM liftoff


How do i fly?

[TenOfSwords]

Drink Red Bull; it gives you wings. Ignore the small print.

How do I into space?

[Trixsie Vixen]

Just take some regular outer-space and turn it inside out.




How do I stop ants invading my house?

[TenOfSwords]

Open the doors, they'll think you're still home.

How do I sell this knife? *Picks up very sharp kitchen knife*

[Trixsie Vixen]

Just slash the price!


(I'll see myself out...)


How do I cook pizza without an oven?

[Bricket]

You don't want to eat a pizza warm, freeze it and when it's cold you can eat it like an icecream.



How do I make sure Communism is left behind?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Give it space.
Lots of space.


I wanna lie on the couch and do nothing.

[Trixsie Vixen]

Become a couch!


How do I answer a statement instead of a question?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Now, that is a very interesting question, that needs a truly thorough answer.
The point is this: Is it really necessary for giving advice, that it is asked for in the form of a question?
A statement has the difference that it does not have a question mark at the end, so linguistically seen it cannot be answered.
But blah blah blather and so on...


I wanna show that you don't have to post a question to receive advice.

[Firox]

just write it down somewhere and bury it


how do I cheer for my favorite team?

[Trixsie Vixen]

Just sing this song




How do I join a marching band with a piano?

[NiZeKiHo]

Just take the piano with you on a skateboard




How do i make friends?

[Cheza]

Start off with putting googly eyes on various household objects, give them names, and hold conversations with them. This will be the base of your new friend(s).
It might seem a bit one-sided at first to keep talking to them but never getting any replies, but just keep at it, and eventually, they'll warm up to you and start replying.
After that, it shouldn't be too hard to become the very bestest of friends.








What's the best way to deal with dirty dishes?