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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #210 on: February 28, 2016, 01:39:05 PM »
Close the tab, slowly walk away from your device. Nuke it. No more ads!




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #211 on: February 28, 2016, 02:00:30 PM »
Too much butter.  Sacrifice a dairy cow to the great god Dove.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #212 on: February 28, 2016, 03:23:44 PM »
!! Illuminati Confirmed ^


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #213 on: February 28, 2016, 03:52:11 PM »
Syria

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #214 on: February 28, 2016, 03:54:18 PM »
Bury them up to their necks in sand, then add more sand.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #215 on: February 28, 2016, 04:01:52 PM »
Go to the nearest beach. Claim it as your own. Repeat until you own 400 tonnes of sand in total.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #216 on: February 28, 2016, 04:57:18 PM »
The answer is obvious, do what everyone else is doing.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #217 on: February 28, 2016, 05:48:42 PM »
Hire a guy to wield a machete and follow you to wherever you need to run.

Alternately, remove a few toes. This decreases the width of your feet and thus increases the aerodynamics.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #218 on: February 28, 2016, 05:55:00 PM »
Public nudity always attracts nice friends!




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #219 on: February 28, 2016, 05:57:46 PM »
Make sure to give them some cake and any illegal substance you may or may have not been using so they can feel a part of the fun too! And then play a game of tag when you're done. They're it!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #220 on: February 28, 2016, 06:00:23 PM »
Napalm

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #221 on: February 28, 2016, 06:02:05 PM »
A massive amount of dry ice. Failing that, spill a bunch of acid to get rid of any unsightly marks.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #222 on: February 28, 2016, 06:04:24 PM »
I advise you to start digging. Use the rats running around for sustenance.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #223 on: February 28, 2016, 06:19:26 PM »
Nah, I don't even have a job!

...I'm just a broke college student.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #224 on: February 28, 2016, 07:06:48 PM »
Shave your hair like a beard, shave your beard like a hairdo, and make prolonged eye contact with strangers.


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