The Bad Advice Game

[TenOfSwords]

Before you try saying anything, especially the word "Thing", remove 4 of your teeth to make the sounds more clear.

How do I change people's minds over the internet?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Use actually prehistoric computers.


I wanna invent something.

[TenOfSwords]

Throw together enough paperclips and pieces of scrap metal and/or computer stuff until you get something!

How do I buy Google?

[lightstone]

dont buy, just illigal downloading, thats for free


why is me leptop winduws end nut duurs

[Ara Av-Toa]

Eh what now?


I wanna play with fire.

[lightstone]

do it, make sure you dont  have water


should i run

[Ara Av-Toa]

As far and fast as possible. Don't blame me if you get lost.


I wanna draw.

[lightstone]

use a penement marker on the walls of your parents room, im sure theyll love it


i wanna play a game

[Ara Av-Toa]

Play "Catch the bomb".


I wanna get something to work.

[lightstone]

go to your bos and say youll quit if he doesnt give you work


i wanna sing disney songs

[Ara Av-Toa]

Do it loud enough for all to hear. I guarantee(?) they'll sing along.


I wanna get my computer to work.

[lightstone]

slap untill it works


i wanna play drumms

[Ara Av-Toa]

Ram so hard you put a hole in them.


I wanna look for treasure.

[lightstone]

find the opiset of the world of the X and dig, eeventually youll come there

[Ara Av-Toa]

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