The Bad Advice Game

[Michen_S]

WHO CARES? Keep one anyways, and mock the police if they find out.


I'm trying to skin a game I like, what part should I do next?

[Brisky]

A hunting knife...

I have 99 problems and the bitch (female dog) that just puked on my carpet is scertainly one of them... What do I do?

[lightstone]

get 2 more problems for 101 dalmations


i want to come out

[Tina]

Put your face...straight into da puke.


I hate it when teammates start killing each other in certain games, what do?

[lightstone]

kill them


i cant eat

[Ara Av-Toa]

Weeeelll that's too bad. You might best stand in a restaurant doorway and sniff up the smell. Might make a good substitute.


I wanna be gross.

[lightstone]

ya already are


i want to be free

[Michen_S]

You are the key to the cage you're in. Just put yourself in the keyhole. Good luck!

How can I make something special for my room?

[lightstone]

the smell is special enough thank you

how do i rob a bank

[Michen_S]

First you go to the bank, then inform them politely that you'll be trying to rob the bank in 3 minutes so they have time to call the police. After the 3 minutes are over, ask them where the money is. Oh, and don't forget your knife for this part.

How do I sleep well tonight?

[lightstone]

first get rid of pillows and blankets, wear the most uncofterble PJ's and lay in a uncomfterble position


should i listen to my parents

[Ara Av-Toa]

No. Be pervert and end up in court, with your parents saying they had warned you...


I wanna get amazing.

[lightstone]

pull your pants down at school, thatll make you cool

i want to be funny

[Ara Av-Toa]

Error 404: humor not found


I wanna LOL.

[lightstone]

let out leaves


i hate errors