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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 90822 times)

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Offline Razuel

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #240 on: March 01, 2016, 05:00:57 AM »
Of course you should, it'll leave a wonderful pattern, and give you super powers!



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #241 on: March 04, 2016, 09:24:28 PM »
You put them on your head.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #242 on: March 04, 2016, 09:29:48 PM »
Take a weapon and hit anything you come across.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #243 on: March 04, 2016, 10:17:44 PM »
By killing your math teacher(s).


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #244 on: March 05, 2016, 03:42:40 AM »
use a really dodgy cheat engine.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #245 on: March 05, 2016, 04:06:02 AM »
Hire a chef and saythat you did it... Then kill the chef. NO WITNESSES.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #246 on: March 05, 2016, 09:30:19 PM »
Be a chef
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #247 on: March 05, 2016, 10:30:42 PM »
^ dismantle it all with a hammer so it can fit in a cardboard box.
then superglue it back together.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #248 on: March 05, 2016, 11:21:27 PM »
Take lessons from Peter Griffin


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #249 on: March 06, 2016, 10:01:33 AM »
By doing absolutely nothing.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #250 on: March 06, 2016, 11:04:26 AM »
^ rob a bank

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #251 on: March 06, 2016, 06:32:56 PM »
Wash them thoroughly with warm, soapy water while the cables are plugged in. Should bring them back to life!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #252 on: March 06, 2016, 06:38:17 PM »
Stay in the sofa. Eventually, the food will miss you, and come screaming to you.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #253 on: March 06, 2016, 06:41:31 PM »
Use your non-dominant hand and throw all your money at the page. It should magically transform into an amazing work of art!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #254 on: March 06, 2016, 06:44:28 PM »
Stop eating! Just stop eating completely, and don't ever eat again! There might be some side-effects, but who cares? You're losing weight after all.


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