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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2490 on: December 23, 2017, 03:03:03 PM »
Just throw pots around


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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2491 on: December 23, 2017, 03:16:49 PM »
Race a sleeping one.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2492 on: December 23, 2017, 03:28:55 PM »
Get to the highest building nearby and drop the most expensive bass you can find.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2493 on: December 23, 2017, 03:34:52 PM »
Doing nothing to start :3




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It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

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The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2494 on: December 23, 2017, 03:50:13 PM »
Hey tharrr, matey!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2495 on: December 25, 2017, 02:08:36 AM »
throw presents and Santa clothing into a fire place


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2496 on: December 25, 2017, 04:06:04 AM »
Punch yourself in the groin until it overpowers the pain of the illness. Recovering is pretty fun

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2497 on: December 25, 2017, 04:25:33 AM »
just write "appendectomy" on a music sheet and try to play it on a guitar or piano


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2498 on: December 25, 2017, 06:00:53 AM »
what snow, there is no snow here


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2499 on: December 25, 2017, 06:49:57 AM »
Just punch a keyboard.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2500 on: December 25, 2017, 08:45:19 PM »
Run around everywhere, even down that dark derelict corridor!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2501 on: December 25, 2017, 08:56:58 PM »
Stay awake for the entire night.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2502 on: December 25, 2017, 08:57:56 PM »
Poke him with a stick.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2503 on: December 26, 2017, 06:30:41 AM »
with a windows installation program


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2504 on: December 26, 2017, 07:15:40 AM »
LOL! Seriously, how do you guys come up with this stuff??? Okay, on with the game;


You don't. In fact, science has shown that it is far heather to do nothing at all for your entire life. You will live longer.


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