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Offline SirSteel

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #255 on: March 06, 2016, 06:49:29 PM »
- have 1 Pepsi and 1 Coke
- pour away the Coke
- empty the Pepsi into the empty Coke can/bottle
- You can now fool yourself into thinking you are drinking Coke


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #256 on: March 06, 2016, 06:52:47 PM »
Because my last name is "Lime" in latin X3


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #257 on: March 06, 2016, 06:56:48 PM »
Build a new pavement over the old pavement, make sure it's perfectly straight!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #258 on: March 06, 2016, 06:59:53 PM »
Swedish Chef has some excellent cooking lessons on youtube. Watch those

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #259 on: March 06, 2016, 07:04:58 PM »
(As a half-swede, I'm offended by this!! >:I... just kidding, we can laugh at ourselves X3 )


Take a bun. Put in meat, salad, cheese, bacon, a sauce, and there you go.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #260 on: March 06, 2016, 07:10:48 PM »
Print out a map of Germany. Cut out the city of Hamburg and place it in between two slices of bread.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #261 on: March 06, 2016, 07:13:56 PM »
I think a strong acid should do the trick!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #262 on: March 06, 2016, 07:16:13 PM »
Watch the history channel


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #263 on: March 06, 2016, 08:36:53 PM »
Just yell the lyrics really loud. Eventually people lose their ability to hear and will think you sound amazing!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #264 on: March 06, 2016, 08:42:31 PM »
From that guy at the street corner in that part of town.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #265 on: March 06, 2016, 09:42:43 PM »
Keep your eyes open at all times



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #266 on: March 06, 2016, 10:02:17 PM »
Why open it? Just kick it and create a neat Moonwolf sized hole in the wall to save the fuss.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #267 on: March 06, 2016, 10:06:40 PM »
Just trip the waitress before she puts the plate down on your table. The speed of the fall is bound to cool down the plate before it hits your table!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #268 on: March 06, 2016, 10:31:37 PM »
Walk around at night do the moon follows you



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #269 on: March 06, 2016, 11:26:05 PM »
Just scream uncontrollably until you sound good.



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