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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2565 on: December 31, 2017, 04:43:58 AM »
You can't find them, they are to fast. You have to set up bear traps around your backyard to catch them.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2566 on: December 31, 2017, 06:04:03 AM »
i found a Switch for 10 euro on EBAY so i think EBAY will be good


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2567 on: December 31, 2017, 09:36:41 AM »

A speck of life, with a lifespan equivalent not even to that of a second in the grand scope of the age of the universe, all the while, you reside on a rock that floats around in space with no known life form outside the same prison in which you where born. You will never break free from this prison, you will age out on it. But good news, you are not alone. Billions upon billions share the same fate.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2568 on: December 31, 2017, 09:53:31 AM »
i heard slamming your face at a door will help


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2569 on: December 31, 2017, 10:02:18 AM »
I hear slamming your face on the coffee beans to break them up helps  XP .


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2570 on: December 31, 2017, 03:59:16 PM »
Harry potter and just slam your face against it


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2571 on: January 01, 2018, 03:04:27 PM »
Run through it


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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2572 on: January 01, 2018, 05:56:11 PM »
Give it a big ol' steak.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2573 on: January 02, 2018, 01:02:46 AM »
just lay under the sun for days, I'm sure it will melt away the pounds


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2574 on: January 02, 2018, 05:02:36 AM »
put them in a cage untill they are convinced


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2575 on: January 03, 2018, 06:03:04 AM »
just go to the sewers  XD


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2576 on: January 03, 2018, 12:10:01 PM »
call the police, probably a serial killer


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2577 on: January 04, 2018, 02:33:24 PM »
Blast heavy metal music, show up with rowdy people, and swear a lot. I am sure she will love it.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2578 on: January 04, 2018, 03:03:27 PM »
Go to a 12 year old philosophy enthusiasts blog, I'm sure he will have amazing insight that will give you purpose

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2579 on: January 04, 2018, 03:17:05 PM »
Well, first, you gotta go back a few decades. Then you just steal the first computer and hack in bam you've hacked everything hackable.


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