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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2625 on: January 24, 2018, 09:49:35 PM »
I hear appliances and water go together really well. Perhaps throw it in a sink full of water.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2626 on: January 25, 2018, 05:00:57 AM »
at a flea-market, they have high quality there


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2627 on: January 25, 2018, 05:29:49 AM »
Bad Advice: Yea, go as a Christmas tree!


Real Life Advice: I would miss the fox, he is too cute.


Question: Where is a good place to steal seeds from a farmer?

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2628 on: January 25, 2018, 05:37:23 AM »
((I'm actually thinking of turning into an African wild dog))


right in his eye sight


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2629 on: January 25, 2018, 06:41:22 AM »
Take a toaster and hairdryer with you when you do.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2630 on: January 25, 2018, 03:06:14 PM »
In the grave...

NOW WORK, DAMN YOU!!!









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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2631 on: January 25, 2018, 03:23:53 PM »
Invest in magazine publishing.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2632 on: January 25, 2018, 05:39:40 PM »
One googolplex.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2633 on: January 25, 2018, 07:26:50 PM »
Just tell them is all the best bits from Beatrix Potter crossed with the worst parts of the internet.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2634 on: January 26, 2018, 04:50:07 AM »
nice, that things gonna be expensive in a few years


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2635 on: January 26, 2018, 03:53:24 PM »
No...

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2636 on: January 26, 2018, 07:11:53 PM »
No, the bees are dying.  Be a dinosaur!




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2637 on: January 26, 2018, 07:48:49 PM »
Don't get one, you will totally be invited then.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2638 on: January 27, 2018, 01:24:07 AM »
should eat the first thing you see.




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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2639 on: January 27, 2018, 05:07:09 AM »
run up to them


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