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Offline Riddle

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #270 on: March 07, 2016, 08:06:36 AM »
You hip on every hop ;)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #271 on: March 07, 2016, 02:55:01 PM »
Screw the Paws just use your jaw! Face first!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #272 on: March 07, 2016, 02:58:23 PM »
kidna- I mean """take""" some people you want to be friends with and tie them up in your basement, they'll want to be by your side forever!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #273 on: March 07, 2016, 03:02:17 PM »
Give yourself a lobotomy


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #274 on: March 07, 2016, 03:05:16 PM »
you do as other billionaires did: Leave school, and hope for the best ;)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #275 on: March 07, 2016, 03:42:40 PM »
Buy a white cat, and stroke it constantly, then head deep underground. Sit in a swivel chair, and speak in a strange but distinctive manner. Then get shot by some random spy guy.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #276 on: March 09, 2016, 11:19:14 AM »
Get a really fancy stand for your phone so you can prop it up while you record, then sit infront of it and play minecraft while yelling obnoxiosly. Use loads of jumpcuts.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #277 on: March 09, 2016, 01:23:59 PM »
Give it cupcakes.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #278 on: March 09, 2016, 01:44:24 PM »
Look in the mirror you'll be happy with results.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #279 on: March 09, 2016, 01:46:48 PM »
Pretend to die just long enough.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #280 on: March 10, 2016, 07:53:28 AM »
You eat them! All at the same time X3

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #281 on: March 11, 2016, 02:21:56 PM »
Just set it on fire, there's a hundred flaming boxes around.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #282 on: March 11, 2016, 11:11:16 PM »
Give it a fresh glass of milk everyday so it can grow tall and strong!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #283 on: March 11, 2016, 11:22:07 PM »
Babies like to have fun.
I suggest you take your little pal to the local bar or the nearest rave.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #284 on: March 12, 2016, 12:38:44 AM »
Make sure to feed them, and name them, if you don't they might become unhappy. And then the average happiness of creatures in your house will drop.

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