The Bad Advice Game

[Ara Av-Toa]

Try this other new gadget, the ball spinner! 99.9% of them are defective and yeah, its cost of $40,000 makes it a total scam, but who cares?

I wanna blink.

[Emtile]

Wink

What's the fastest way to grow my hair?

[Fuzzpaws]

fertilizer... lots of nature fertilizer...


Best way to prepare Brussel Sprouts?

[Emtile]

Just throw a bunch cabbage balls in a pot.

How can i make an omelet?

[Firox]

just throw eggs at a tomato, it should turn into some, although a bit raw


how do I know when spinach is ready to be eaten?

[Orayo]

 soak it in bleach when it's dark green to make sure there's no bugs and germs on it.

How do I know if I'm exercising enough?

[Firox]

Just keep going until sleep takes over, then you had enough

How do I sleep faster?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Mount your bed on the back of any random driving truck.

I wanna sing without sounding terrible.

[White Wolf Guardian]

You must keep smacking your throat with a sack of potatoes while lip syncing Nickelback music.

I want to learn how to bag potatoes.

[Firox]

just put potatoes on top of bags, should work

Edit: sorry, did forget to ask question
Too late now

[White Wolf Guardian]

That lack of a question gave me this moment to make the perfect advice. Silence.

When should I move the clocks forward?

[Orayo]

Why would you do that? They're already moving forward on their own

How do I achieve wealth?

[Firox]

Write wealth on paper
Another write Achieve
Put them together now you got it

How do I make a ninja star using paper?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Write "ninja star" on paper. Come on, was that so hard?

I wanna learn origami.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Just start rolling up all of the parchment you see, eventually something has to form.

I want to make boxes.