The Bad Advice Game

[Hunter568]

Easy. Simply buy one cardboard box and leave it in a dark room. Feed it plenty of paper, and make sure its water dish is full. Boxes reproduce asexually, so eventually it will split into two boxes. Just repeat the process and grow your box colony until you feel you have enough.



I want to learn to play the drums.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Start blowing on the top of drums until you get good enough to make noise.

I want to learn how to create a cellphone.

[Hunter568]

Very simple. Just use a standard hand drill to dissassemble your own cellphone. This will allow you to take a look at the components and see how everything fits together. Its all very intuitive, I'm sure you'll figure it out.


How do I exorcise ghosts from my house?

[White Wolf Guardian]

Just wave your hands around while singing a mantra "Bada bing, bada boom, get outta my room!"

How do I sing?

[Hunter568]

Just take an mp3 player and swallow it. Then you can sing any of the songs you have stored on there.


How do I make brownies?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Put everything you need in a bowl and bake it for some time at 200 C and perhaps you get a brownie.

I wanna create whatever I want.

[Hunter568]

Draw a picture of what you want to create. Then, plant the drawing in some fertile soil outside and water it. After a few days, your item should start growing.


How do I become super strong?

[Kara]

Eat a ton, it made me bigger!




How do I overthrow the government?

[Hunter568]

Waltz right up to the president and challenge him to a thumb wrestling match. If you win, you automatically take control of the government. Make sure you train up your thumb strength beforehand to ensure victory.




How do I make a movie?

[Kara]

Do something with a camera, film some people, put it on a screen. Movie.




How do I start being vegan?

[Hunter568]

A simple shortcut is to just stop eating. After all, if you dont eat anything, you cant eat animals.




How do I strike it rich?

[Firox]

Write ‘rich’ on sand and strike it with a stick

How do I get rid of cold faster?

[lightstone]

Freezer


How do I eat stuff

[Hunter568]

First, engage in battle with the chosen food item. Select the option to "Fight". Then scroll through your moves and select "Nom". That should do the trick.





How do I become famous?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Wait until some random dude makes you.

I wanna be awesome.