The Bad Advice Game

[Michen_S]

Jump off a shack, pretending to be Superman. Nobody can beat that!

How do I do this day over again?

[White Wolf Guardian]

You turn the clock to 12:00am and hope for the best.

How do I stack these cards?

[Hunter568]

Lick each one to make them stick to eachother better. That way, they won't fall over.




What is the best way to get better at drawing?

[White Wolf Guardian]

By throwing ink at the paper until you make shading with the rainbow.

Where do I put the gasoline in the car?

[Hunter568]

Try putting it in the glovebox. That seems kinda close to the engine.




How do I get better at math?

[lightstone]

remember 1+1=2


how do i keep a secret

[Hunter568]

Put duct tape over your mouth so that you can't speak.




How do I fix a broken tv?

[White Wolf Guardian]

Buy a new tv!

How do I convert my wristwatch into a pocket laser?

[Hunter568]

1. Buy one of those keychain laserguns from a gift shop
2. Glue to the watch
3. Boom you have a laser watch




How do I deal with drama in my friend group?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Joke! Gee, how drama-tic!
Seriously, now: you can make a joke out of anything. Try it. I won't say they pick it up well, but who knows.

I wanna find a way to get to negative mass.

[Hunter568]

Easy. Either multiply or divide your current mass by a negative number.




Any advice on how to be a responsible pet owner?

[?]

Never ever take your eyes off the pet, no sleeping. 


How do I battle?

[Hunter568]

Just give your enemy a harsh glare, like this: 
They will run away in FEAAR




How do I make an apple pie?

[Firox]

Just throw apples into a pie tin, now you have some


How do I cut cake into equal slices?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Chop randomly and say they're equal because they received equal treatment.

I wanna find the secrets of life.