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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 90845 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #285 on: March 12, 2016, 12:44:13 AM »
Trolls like to post offensive stuff, just ban the troll.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #286 on: March 12, 2016, 07:40:58 AM »
shrink and hide yourself in her food. then when you get to the esophagus cut an exit and look for the heart.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #287 on: March 12, 2016, 09:20:23 AM »
hit up the LSD

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #288 on: March 12, 2016, 12:51:24 PM »
Install ad booster 4.1  More ads equals more information and knowledge is power!




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #289 on: March 12, 2016, 02:16:25 PM »
Bribe or blackmail all the anti-cardinals, boom - anti-pope!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #290 on: March 12, 2016, 02:22:02 PM »
Cover them with an overstuffed taco.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #291 on: March 12, 2016, 03:24:37 PM »
Twenty meters should do it.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #292 on: March 12, 2016, 05:10:27 PM »
Nah, you should give them your entire house and all of your money.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #293 on: March 12, 2016, 05:19:35 PM »
Call lay down misere to avoid trumps and win.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #294 on: March 12, 2016, 05:24:17 PM »
Make a big scene about how the cards are actually Illuminati and ask for donations to continue your research.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #295 on: March 12, 2016, 05:48:33 PM »
Swap her birth control pills for rat poison, then when she gets sick, confess!




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #296 on: March 12, 2016, 06:09:07 PM »
^ Notice them. xD

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #297 on: March 12, 2016, 07:16:50 PM »
Photocopy some real money. Make sure it's double sided!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #298 on: March 12, 2016, 08:46:51 PM »
Discover the magical drugs

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #299 on: March 12, 2016, 08:52:18 PM »
Win a Darwin award


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