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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2850 on: April 18, 2018, 03:57:19 AM »
Just pull the laces really tight, and then glue them together. Problem solved.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2851 on: April 19, 2018, 01:48:43 AM »
You start by picking up everything you see in every filing cabinet.

What's the best way to create a box of hugs?
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« Reply #2852 on: April 19, 2018, 02:58:06 AM »
Step 1: Write "free hugs" on the side of a box
Step 2: Step inside the box
Step 3: Wait for your customers to arrive


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2853 on: April 19, 2018, 03:02:41 AM »
You throw apples at the ground repeatedly until one of them sticks, that's where the apple tree will form.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2854 on: April 19, 2018, 03:08:08 AM »
Duct tape. Proper math requires lots and lots of duct tape.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2855 on: April 19, 2018, 03:10:50 AM »
You throw a lot of murderous intentions into a bowl of punch and then drop some shards of paper that look kind of like spaghetti into it and hope for the best.

Tell me how to shut the windows.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2856 on: April 19, 2018, 03:18:33 AM »
Walk over and give them a scolding about how they're being very lazy for staying open so much. Always works on my windows.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2857 on: April 19, 2018, 03:21:47 AM »
By doing everything in your power to procrastinate until 10 minutes before the exam begins!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2858 on: April 19, 2018, 03:24:55 AM »
Swing the racket wildly as fast as you can. You're bound to hit the ball eventually!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2859 on: April 19, 2018, 03:27:49 AM »
You take that computer to the store and throw it on the ground, eventually another one will respawn.

How do I get infinite lives?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2860 on: April 19, 2018, 04:58:30 AM »
Tap up up down down left right left right A B start on your NES controller. Now you are immortal, go out and test it!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2861 on: April 19, 2018, 05:11:38 AM »
Read what smart people say, so you can have those smart thoughts in your head, and smart things to say.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2862 on: April 19, 2018, 05:31:05 AM »
Just upload a clip of you singing to youtube. The comments section is known for being very helpful and polite


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2863 on: April 19, 2018, 08:09:12 AM »
Do what everyone would do...
mount a jet engine on it.

I wanna craft a jetpack.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2864 on: April 19, 2018, 01:16:59 PM »
Just attach a jet engine to a backpack with some duct tape.
Jet engines have a lot of uses.


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