The Bad Advice Game

[Ara Av-Toa]

You grab any engine and mess around.
Might get a game eventually.

I wanna see in the future.

[?]

Just google the future and look at images.




What do I do if I run into a not so friendly bear?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Try to befriend it.

I wanna find a good holiday spot.

[Hunter568]

I hear Siberia is nice this time of year.




How do I build a model train?

[White Wolf Guardian]

You have to put lincoln logs together and make the wheels into square shapes.

I need help with trying to make a speech about naps, where do I start?

[Hunter568]

Just yawn contentedly at your audience and curl up into a nap on the floor. Lead by example, I always say.




Where can I get some good pizza from?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Dial any random number and ask for some.

I wanna go into the physics of insanity.

[notched]

I truly recommend exploring the human psychosis of intelligence.


How do I evolve?

[Ara Av-Toa]

You're already doing micro-evolution

I wanna scratch this pole.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Then you need to cut off your nails and repeatedly pet it.

I need to learn how to practice archery, what to do?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Practising is a form of learning, so have fun doing it double.

I wanna invent something that breaks the laws of physics.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Then you must start reading physics books and comparing them to the patent books, see whatever might contradict the physics books and then use it as evidence for a slightly different invention!

How do I make lightning bolts come out of my hands?

[Hunter568]

Rub your feet on the carpet and then touch a metallic doorknob.




How do I make friends?

[White Wolf Guardian]

You yell at people with warm greetings and only use expletives to thank people for anything.

How do I open doors?

[Melanoma]

By asking very nicely. If it doesn't open, you either didn't ask nicely enough or it didn't hear you.


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