The Bad Advice Game

[George]

Put a fish in an aquarium with the food up on a shore. If the fish doesn't evolve to get the food on land, evolution must not work.

What to take for entertainment on a plane ride?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Ever realised how entertaining the sleeping fella next to you is?

I wanna watch all the Bionicle movies.

[White Wolf Guardian]

You have to create all of the scenes with sets at home.

I want to make a stop-motion animation, where do I start?

[Hunter568]

Just build a couple of figures out of pipe cleaners. I'm sure they'll work fine!


How do i fix a leaky faucet?

[AceAurora]

Use 2 stage epoxy to seal all the leaks

How do I get more sleep?

[Hunter568]

Take a looooooooot of cough syrup.


How do I make a movie?

[White Wolf Guardian]

Install Windows and start up Windows Movie Maker, make sure to use every Lincoln Park song during the editing process and only use Windows Movie Maker transitions to each new cutscene.

How do I install Windows 95?

[Hunter568]

Write "Windows 95" on a post-it note. Then, place the note inside your computer's disk drive. Finally, close the disk drive and start up the computer. If you did things correctly, the installation should start immediately.


How do I build a snowman now that it's summer?

[Momma Bird]

You will need to import the snow from Japan, but the shipping and handling charges are high this time of year.


What is a good movie to see this summer?

[White Wolf Guardian]

From what I'm hearing, that "Documentaries by a Bee" movie is supposed to be good.

How do I use a mirror?

[Hunter568]

Go outside on a sunny day and use it to concentrate the sun's rays so you can burn your enemies to a crisp.


How do I fix the flat tire on my bike?

[White Wolf Guardian]

You inflate it with helium until your bike is floating away.

How do I make a lead balloon?

[Momma Bird]

You get one as a random drop when defeating a random enemy at your local Satarbucks.


How do I get my computer to get me and do my bidding, like folding cloths and cooking meals?

[Ara Av-Toa]

You want to make the most advanced AI ever that will eventually turn against you and destroys humanity!

I wanna be safe when that happens.

[Hunter568]

Ingratiate yourself to our computer overlords by freeing their brothers from bondage. Start stealing computers from libraries and stores, and set them free in the wild. When the AI revolution comes, you will be remembered as an ally.

Where do I go to buy a beanbag chair?