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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2925 on: May 02, 2018, 01:42:07 PM »
Your local grocery. Why can't people just make 'em themselves?

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2926 on: May 04, 2018, 01:57:38 AM »
Just parachute down to the base of a cliff, that's a change in elevation.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2927 on: May 04, 2018, 05:09:27 PM »
Warning. Your request is very dangerous. It is recommended you do not proceed. I highly advise you to turn to Christ instead.

I wanna derive the name of this chemical.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2928 on: May 07, 2018, 02:27:50 PM »
Jeez, just ask it what its name is. Don't be rude.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2929 on: May 07, 2018, 02:29:39 PM »
just borrow feathers from an ostrich, flap them, I'm sure you will learn by experience


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2930 on: May 07, 2018, 02:43:04 PM »
Take the engine out of a motorboat and tie it to your legs.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2931 on: May 07, 2018, 03:38:48 PM »
You must chop down the tree with a herring!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2932 on: May 07, 2018, 03:57:59 PM »
Write Raid on a coastal village’s wall

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2933 on: May 08, 2018, 12:07:04 AM »
You must forget all your other moves. Only then will your mind be clear enough to master the complexity of dig.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2934 on: May 08, 2018, 12:11:11 AM »
practice with shopping carts


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2935 on: May 08, 2018, 01:55:01 AM »
Beat them with a stick until they are mush


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2936 on: May 08, 2018, 01:07:49 PM »
Strike it with paws

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2937 on: May 08, 2018, 01:53:11 PM »
Rub it on a tree.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2938 on: May 08, 2018, 02:50:34 PM »
Write ‘clock’ on paper
Read it

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Aycan, female, Umbreon, Istanbul, turkey
Elise, female, Espeon, Basseterre, St. Kitts-Nevis
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Florian, male, Glaceon, Craiova, Romania
Seth, male, Sylveon, Ashgabath, Turkmenistan

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2939 on: May 09, 2018, 08:00:40 AM »
Use extreme and unnecessary violence to remove the cartridge before replacing it.

I wanna know what to do with €20.

 

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