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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #300 on: March 12, 2016, 08:55:03 PM »
Withdraw your life savings and place them in your car. It should intimidate people enough to stay away!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #301 on: March 12, 2016, 08:57:00 PM »
study hard and you'll become bright enough


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #302 on: March 12, 2016, 08:57:37 PM »
Be bright

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #303 on: March 12, 2016, 09:02:17 PM »
Shoot at her and see if she moves like they do...


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #304 on: March 12, 2016, 09:10:59 PM »
Don't get one

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #305 on: March 12, 2016, 09:19:07 PM »
Urinate on the floors.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #306 on: March 13, 2016, 12:46:51 PM »
Pretend to be it's friend, say you like it for it's personality then when you've slept with it never call again.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #307 on: March 14, 2016, 03:15:24 PM »
BC it gets stuffy in them


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #308 on: March 14, 2016, 03:31:41 PM »
Fed0ras m9.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #309 on: March 14, 2016, 03:34:07 PM »
ask a Spanish speaker.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #310 on: March 14, 2016, 03:49:22 PM »
Copyrighted music, and minecraft



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #311 on: March 14, 2016, 03:56:48 PM »
Go ask a criminal...


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #312 on: March 14, 2016, 04:02:26 PM »
Use the mute button on your remote.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #313 on: March 14, 2016, 04:04:22 PM »
Burn up yourself.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #314 on: March 14, 2016, 04:05:54 PM »
Eat the opponents.

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