The Bad Advice Game

[Firox]

Use paws to poke everyone

tew tired to moves, hungry to, how do I fish in a lazy way?

[Brisky]

Just jump in the water and wait for something to eat you!
I'm quite sure that a fellow your size could eat the bugger from the inside out!








I've ran out of tea, and have no tea-making facilities on me. What do I do?

[Gheidren]

Nonsense! Every one has a pencil and paper! Draw the letter T on the peace of paper and BAM! You got yer self some nice tea.Pro tip: If you draw it in different fonts you get different flavors.

How do I get stronger?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Stand in front of a funny mirror that makes you look wider. You'll grow muscles in seconds! Lasting effect not guaranteed.

I wanna pet my dog.

[?]

Just get a new arm exclusively for petting


What should I do if I run into a dragon? 

[Michen_S]

Pff, what do you think you should do? Invite it for a game of Scrabble, of course!

Good morning. I would like one strawberry cake, one apple pie, one chocolate cake, one Dutch apricot flan and one Dutch apple-crumb flan... Big party comin' up and all that.

[?]

Oh here is recipe book, have fun 



So I kinda won the Scrabble game and made the dragon angry, what now?

[Firox]

Hit it with snow balls or pink lights
Should calm it down
(dragon weak to ice and fairy)


Dark lights are chasing me! How do I escape?

[MaverickTheFur]

Dark light doesn't exist if you don't look at it, just look away. 

[Ara Av-Toa]

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I wanna remind that guy of how this thread works.

[Firox]

Just throw a book at its head

How do I have fun with no one around

[Ara Av-Toa]

A mirror can do miracles.

I wanna touch this cactus.

[Firox]

Just slap with open paw

Another fur won’t let me play with them, how can I convince them?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Force them at gunpoint.

I wanna like stuff.

[Firox]

Hide everything with you

How do I play Nice?