The Bad Advice Game

[Ara Av-Toa]

Be disgusting.

I wanna... whatever.

[?]

just do that


How do I escape quicksand quickly

[Ara Av-Toa]

Worry about drowning or suffocation.

I wanna be boring.

[Firox]

Just sit and stare

How do I escape barbed wire?

[Vile]

Set it on fire, hope you brought a lighter!
How do I fix my sleep schedule?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Go to a typical late-night student party.

I wanna be awesome.

[Firox]

Throw confetti all over the place

How do I heel a cut faster?

[Michen_S]

Oh, I dunno, just stab someone with your foot?

How do I get better at clicking circles?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Practice typing squares.

I wanna become a Toa (a hero, for all you non-Maori and non-Bionicle people).

[Michen_S]

Search□for□a□radioactive□pūngāwerewere□and□wait□for□it□to□bite□you.

Where□do□I□find□the□meaning□of□life,□the□universe□and□everything?

[?]

Just google it


What should I do if I run into crocodile while crossing a river?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Say hello!

I want nothing to happen.

[Firox]

Just sleep
Nothing will happen to you

How do I paint a wall?

[Ara Av-Toa]

The most effective way is to put a piece of fireworks in a can of paint and light it. Even coverage on the entire room!

I wanna learn to spell correctly.
Oh, wait...

[?]

You just have to spell c o r e c t y


How do I get across shark infested waters?