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Offline Ara Av-Toa

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #315 on: March 14, 2016, 04:13:34 PM »
Ask every random person out on the street wether they want to be your friend.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #316 on: March 14, 2016, 04:15:21 PM »
Wear a fake mustache.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #317 on: March 14, 2016, 04:16:59 PM »
Scare them with a sock puppet.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #318 on: March 14, 2016, 04:20:42 PM »
^ Sniff them. After awhile, you'll gain an immunity.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #319 on: March 14, 2016, 04:27:03 PM »
Get arrested and put into solitary confinement. Food will magically appear into your cell every few hours!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #320 on: March 14, 2016, 04:28:03 PM »
Steal apples from your local orchard.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #321 on: March 14, 2016, 04:30:47 PM »
Toss a coin on it

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #322 on: March 14, 2016, 04:37:45 PM »
Convince other people to work for you and thrive off their misery


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #323 on: March 14, 2016, 04:45:16 PM »
Chop off a few limbs.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #324 on: March 14, 2016, 05:22:56 PM »
Plant some seeds on your head.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #325 on: March 14, 2016, 08:51:31 PM »
Go on a foxhunt

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #326 on: March 15, 2016, 10:10:18 AM »
If you arrive late, just hijack the previous one and drive it faster

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #327 on: March 15, 2016, 10:18:53 AM »
Depends really. I like to go the "merciless killer" route, but there is always parachuting from your office window with a mask on.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #328 on: March 15, 2016, 01:05:09 PM »
With dance and the movement of your interpretive body.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #329 on: March 15, 2016, 01:32:28 PM »
Plant a plant and then water it with Hydrogen Peroxide.

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