Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game (Read 91274 times)

Firox · « **Reply #3270 on:** November 30, 2018, 03:03:26 AM »

Call them by their species name

... now, how do I open a steak sauce bottle for my meat?

? · « **Reply #3271 on:** November 30, 2018, 03:04:47 AM »

just break the bottle

where should I jump to as they try to get me after I did that?

Firox · « **Reply #3272 on:** November 30, 2018, 03:07:40 AM »

Jump, so paws land in their maw
ask them to tickle

how do I make playing with my ears or tail fun while waiting for others to wake?

? · « **Reply #3273 on:** November 30, 2018, 03:08:44 AM »

Use a giant fan to make them sway

How do I quickly grow a farm?

Firox · « **Reply #3274 on:** November 30, 2018, 03:12:46 AM »

(heehee tickles)

Just say “Farm! Grow”

How do I scratch an itch I can’t reach?

Michen_S · « **Reply #3275 on:** November 30, 2018, 05:16:31 PM »

Rub it against a cactus.

What kind of flowers should I give to my mother?

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #3276 on:** November 30, 2018, 06:42:52 PM »

Rotten ones. Ugly, rotten, black flowers.

I wanna be bored.

Michen_S · « **Reply #3277 on:** November 30, 2018, 08:11:00 PM »

You already are if you're posting here.

How can I fix a broken mirror?

? · « **Reply #3278 on:** December 02, 2018, 08:44:22 PM »

Just use glue, just throw it at the mirror

How do I defeat a crocodile?

Firox · « **Reply #3279 on:** December 02, 2018, 11:40:52 PM »

Just throw water at it

How do I wake up quickly?

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #3280 on:** December 05, 2018, 06:04:27 PM »

Try Brahms' lullaby.

I wanna make money.

Firox · « **Reply #3281 on:** December 05, 2018, 07:10:11 PM »

Just draw it on green paper

How do I make others stop changing order of words in another game?

? · « **Reply #3282 on:** December 05, 2018, 11:28:15 PM »

just join in

How do I please an angry t-rex

Firox · « **Reply #3283 on:** December 05, 2018, 11:58:47 PM »

run away with its food, I'm sure the chase will make it smile

how do I draw on a running fox?

? · « **Reply #3284 on:** December 08, 2018, 12:16:52 PM »

Use a color pencil launcher

How do I ride a whale?

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