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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #330 on: March 15, 2016, 03:24:54 PM »
Wear a T-shirt that says: "Don't kick me!"


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #331 on: March 15, 2016, 07:25:05 PM »
Do only math homework...forever

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #332 on: March 16, 2016, 02:56:34 AM »
Grab a tree and wait, it will then grow into the house you want. Add rocks if you like.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #333 on: March 16, 2016, 02:59:03 AM »
Shoot them

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #334 on: March 16, 2016, 04:24:39 AM »
Shoot the cab driver.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #335 on: March 16, 2016, 12:55:42 PM »
Join the KKK.


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The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #336 on: March 16, 2016, 04:30:30 PM »
Drop out from school, once they see how independent you are they'll ask you to join!
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #337 on: March 16, 2016, 04:31:47 PM »
Say you're gonna make america great again.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #338 on: March 16, 2016, 06:17:08 PM »
Be a flesh eating lizard person

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #339 on: March 17, 2016, 08:54:54 AM »
Go to a bakery and hold a baker at gunpoint until cookie is done

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #340 on: March 17, 2016, 10:15:27 AM »
The lottery is a game, and just like any game, there is a strategy involved. Now, in order to beat or win at the lottery, you need to make like flappy bird and just not play it. (Might be the first good advice on the thread  XD))

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #341 on: March 17, 2016, 01:26:48 PM »
Donate to Origin.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #342 on: March 17, 2016, 01:45:54 PM »
Rob the homeless


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #343 on: March 17, 2016, 02:24:53 PM »
Bring a gun, and force them to accept you

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #344 on: March 17, 2016, 02:27:53 PM »
Be the bomb

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