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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3570 on: June 03, 2019, 05:16:46 PM »
Napalm strike

How do I had great quality napalm at an affordable wholesale price?
You  get  a coconut, put a lime in the coconut then put the coconut into a press to squeeze the coconut into oil now take that oil mix with Gasoline or jet fuel, something that burns, ya know now to finish take the oil and fuel mix put it in a microwave set for 10 minutes and  10 minutes later you have Napalm! enjoy...


 How do i get some plasma?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3571 on: June 03, 2019, 06:56:46 PM »
Write "plans.a" on the sand, now you have lots


How do I get extra chocolate chips in my cookies?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3572 on: June 08, 2019, 04:43:34 PM »
Cookies are overrated. Chocolate bars for the win!

 I wanna teach you a lesson.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3573 on: June 08, 2019, 04:51:06 PM »
Just put up wings get ready for anything

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3574 on: June 08, 2019, 04:59:27 PM »
Pull.

I wanna sit here and do nothing.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3575 on: June 12, 2019, 05:43:40 PM »
Keep that up for an entire day.

How do I get 8 hours of sleep a day?

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3576 on: June 13, 2019, 02:54:33 AM »
take 8 sleeping pills or maybe 16 of them at once. :nerd:


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Uhh..Lord I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.........................  Amen. ~ 'Dutch' Halo3 ODST.

We all go through peroids of darkness. In such times we can turn to the Lord, but it's good to have friends ~  Joshua Graham , Fallout New Vegas, Honest Hearts.

When people are lost they turn to the man who  acts like he knows the way out,  when the truth is he knows less than them. ~ John McMillan Original War

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3577 on: June 13, 2019, 07:14:21 PM »
Just get a convertible - attach a rocket to it

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3578 on: June 13, 2019, 07:43:35 PM »
just dump a bunch of Lava into it.


How do I get back to Earth from Mars?
Uhh..Lord I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.........................  Amen. ~ 'Dutch' Halo3 ODST.

We all go through peroids of darkness. In such times we can turn to the Lord, but it's good to have friends ~  Joshua Graham , Fallout New Vegas, Honest Hearts.

When people are lost they turn to the man who  acts like he knows the way out,  when the truth is he knows less than them. ~ John McMillan Original War

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3579 on: June 14, 2019, 12:19:30 AM »
Build a big tower, bridge that gap. It wont take long!




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3580 on: June 14, 2019, 12:22:34 AM »
Drop pasta and sauce in a geyser

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3581 on: June 14, 2019, 12:43:11 AM »
sleep on a bed of pins...

I had to destroy mars to get back to earth, because i ran outta resources, how Do I rebuild mars?
Uhh..Lord I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.........................  Amen. ~ 'Dutch' Halo3 ODST.

We all go through peroids of darkness. In such times we can turn to the Lord, but it's good to have friends ~  Joshua Graham , Fallout New Vegas, Honest Hearts.

When people are lost they turn to the man who  acts like he knows the way out,  when the truth is he knows less than them. ~ John McMillan Original War

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3582 on: June 14, 2019, 01:38:35 AM »
If you had to destroy mars i'm kinda afraid how you're gonna go about fixing it.
Move venus to where mars is. It shall become the new mars




How do I fly?

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3583 on: June 14, 2019, 02:02:43 AM »
If you had to destroy mars i'm kinda afraid how you're gonna go about fixing it.
Move venus to where mars is. It shall become the new mars




How do I fly?
You know that cliff over there just jump off it you'll learn to fly one way or another

Now NAsa is complaining to  me about Venus i need to make a new venus or build a new mars.
Uhh..Lord I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.........................  Amen. ~ 'Dutch' Halo3 ODST.

We all go through peroids of darkness. In such times we can turn to the Lord, but it's good to have friends ~  Joshua Graham , Fallout New Vegas, Honest Hearts.

When people are lost they turn to the man who  acts like he knows the way out,  when the truth is he knows less than them. ~ John McMillan Original War

"Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself" -Unknown.

"I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes" ~William Shatter, Airplane II 

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3584 on: June 14, 2019, 05:41:51 PM »
Just move Pluto to Venus position


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Jyo, male, Espeon, Seattle, Washington
Linette, female, Leafeon, Biloxi, Mississippi
Grace, female, Glaceon, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Sherrie, female, Sylveon, Las Vegas, Nevada

8 opposite gender mates:
Leonardo, male, Vaporeon, Venice, Italy
Robyn, female, Jolteon, Bridgetown, Barbados
Fleur, female, Flareon, Marseille, France
Aycan, female, Umbreon, Istanbul, turkey
Elise, female, Espeon, Basseterre, St. Kitts-Nevis
Zoran, male, Leafeon, Velez, North Macedonia
Florian, male, Glaceon, Craiova, Romania
Seth, male, Sylveon, Ashgabath, Turkmenistan

My other supporting sonas:
Charlene - Bobby - Marrie - Milo - Vanessa - Zoey - Jeremy -Yana - Kumar - Francine - Rorch - Marvinne - Darsha

 

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