The Bad Advice Game

[Alessia Starfurr]

Just move Pluto to Venus position


How do I travel abroad without a passport?

Use the HM 07 Fly!

Now people are whining that their dwarf planet is missing how do i replace pluto? Also i'm completely lost in a solar system how do i get home to eartH

[Firox]

Just follow a small blue dot
If you can find it

How do I claim Europa for myself?
(one of Saturn's moon)

[Michen_S]

Ask the aliens from the old Mars for help with conquering it!

I accidentally built a shelf! What do I do?

[Firox]

take a sledgehammer to the shelf


how do I survive a sinking ship?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Scream and panic.

I wanna deal with myself.

(P.S. Europa is one of Jupiter's moons, not Saturn's.)

[Alessia Starfurr]

Scream and panic.

I wanna deal with myself.

(P.S. Europa is one of Jupiter's moons, not Saturn's.)

  then go find  a time machine and make a deal with yourself

(Saturns moons are Titan  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Saturn)

[Firox]

   (realized that after checking out link)


you didn't leave anything to reply to




what can I use to travel at the speed of light?

[Alessia Starfurr]

(oops sorry)

A flash light.


How do i make an Ion engine?

[Firox]

just put four plane engines together with glue tie with a usb cable
should work... somehow




how do I dye fur blue like Alessia

[Trixsie Vixen]

You must travel to strange parts of the universe so far they are beyond distance.


How do I return hired DVDs once the store has closed down?

[Alessia Starfurr]

(it's actually a dark blue on light blue, but whatever)
 You fire the DVD like how you Fire an employee.

My boss is being a jerkbutt what do I do?

[Trixsie Vixen]

Give your boss a ship in a bottle.  Over the course of the next three years secretly make subtle changes to the position of crewmembers and passengers.   It will slowly torment them to the brink of madness.

How do I iron jeans?

[Alessia Starfurr]

Give your boss a ship in a bottle.  Over the course of the next three years secretly make subtle changes to the position of crewmembers and passengers.   It will slowly torment them to the brink of madness.

How do I iron jeans?

Get a Dragon to shoot fire at them for ya


How do I rebuild the universe i've had to destroy planets to get to the next one and now everyone is complaning that there are no planets left but earth....

[Firox]

Just throw rocks in each direction - shine flashlights
New planets should form

How do i run a marathon without feeling tired?

[Alessia Starfurr]

Just keep going.... your not tired your muscles are just screaming for mor


I threw a Ice stone at Zoran and now he's an Ice pokemon how do i change him back to Leafeon.