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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 90888 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #375 on: March 23, 2016, 03:06:59 AM »
odd

how do I wake up a bit so I can post on this thread correctly?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #376 on: March 23, 2016, 03:09:15 AM »
You don't wake up, you've been in a coma for 7 years already.

How do I keep living in this illusion?

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #377 on: March 23, 2016, 03:10:49 AM »
you life is the illusion, you never existed to begin with.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #378 on: March 23, 2016, 03:13:12 AM »
Impossible, you never leave the basement

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #379 on: March 23, 2016, 03:15:09 AM »
get on a plane and make sure it crashes.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #380 on: March 23, 2016, 03:15:54 AM »
amputate some limbs, who needs them anyway?

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #381 on: March 23, 2016, 03:17:31 AM »
ask a chicken.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #382 on: March 23, 2016, 03:20:05 AM »
No, but LSD gets close.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #383 on: March 23, 2016, 03:21:44 AM »
jump off a building, youll be broke all over.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #384 on: March 23, 2016, 03:25:00 AM »
shoot the baby, then take the candy.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #385 on: March 23, 2016, 07:55:44 AM »
You travel back in time ;) (yes, that is a bad advice XD)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #386 on: March 23, 2016, 08:51:36 AM »
by painting it.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #387 on: March 23, 2016, 10:02:41 AM »
you time travel into the future :P

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #388 on: March 23, 2016, 08:29:51 PM »
Buy a pet hamster, name it Time and 'accidentally' forget to feed it for one too many days in a row. Congratulations! You have managed to kill Time!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #389 on: March 24, 2016, 01:12:42 PM »
Make God mad.


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