The Bad Advice Game

[lightstone]

set fire to the police


what is a good new game to play?

[Firox]

The one where head slasms against the wall




with all that distraction, movie ends... how do I convince the theater owner to play the movie again?

[lightstone]

point a gun at tjeir head


this furr is pointing a gun at me because she missed a movie, what should i do

[Ara Av-Toa]

Point another gun back.

I wanna live.

[Firox]

just fly head first into a volcano




I have lots foreign currency, what do I do with it?

[lightstone]

give them to me, especially Euro's



how do i make a gingerbread house

[Firox]

just throw ginger at cookies, and lay under it... its still a home




none are Euros, what do I do with the rest of the fancy colored paper

[lightstone]

use them as toilet paper


so now im living in my gingerbreadhouse but its getting cold, what di i do??

[Ara Av-Toa]

Set it on fire.

I wanna dine.

[Firox]

just sit on top of the tree... and let us finish it all




so I have one steak burrito, and 6 hungry kits, how do I share with all?

[Ara Av-Toa]

You don't.

I wanna mine.

[Firox]

just fly down into a hole, will work






now I have all six screaming over and over "can we have some"
non stop

[Ara Av-Toa]

You can solve all your problems the political way:
throw money at them until they disappear.

I wanna pollute.

[Firox]

just drop "pollute" on index cards drop them




fancy looking colored paper won't do much, I still have the food
so they keep asking.... how to do I escape the loud mouth younger ones?

[Azure Frostfire]

Just leave.

 How do you make the police happy?