The Bad Advice Game

[Firox]

hold an ice cube jump in a sauna


how do I warm up the water quickly for cooking pasta

[Ara Av-Toa]

Launch it into the sun.

I wanna be mighty.

[Firox]

just get a boxed dinner with the word 'mighty' on it




how do I make hot chocolate without water or milk

[Ara Av-Toa]

Step 1: heat up chocolate.
Step 2: profit.

I wanna be the best racer.

[Firox]

Granted! first you need to attach hot wheels wheels to a box and roll it downhill


I wish to put on a fancy bunny suit

[Ara Av-Toa]

Only one that's black.
And tattered.

I wanna celebrate easter.

[Firox]

just catch a rabbit, crack an egg on its head   


how do I make my own nacho cheese sauce?

[Alessia Starfurr]

You take a bunch of nahcos and put them into a pot and boil them...

I need some bad advice on how to replace my light switch.

[Firox]

just hit it with a hammer, and write 'replace' on it




how do I get my kite down from the tree

[Alessia Starfurr]

Use a cat their good a climbing up trees.


How do i eat ice cream?

[Firox]

I'm sure Jyo won't go up a tree either

Just give it to ? so it can taste first, it's the ice cream expert




how do I prevent others from raiding my fridge?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Set the door wide open.
(Not-cold food may occur)

I wanna write my own song.

[Firox]

just write "song" on a piece of paper and add a music symbol on both ends, send it to the record company
now you wrote your own song




how do I keep bugs from entering my garden?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Throw some extra fruit in there.

I wanna be missed.

[Firox]

wear a dress and add ED at the end, now your a miss and ED too   


how do I catch a ghost living in my basement