The Bad Advice Game

[Ara Av-Toa]

Start at the top.


How can I be king of the world universe?

[Grovygrunge]

Now you see what you do is, you start off as a poor urchin boy, kill off your father who had this rich dude who owed him a favour, cash in the favour by asking if he'll take you in during this trying time, if he has any kids then you surpass them in every way and become his favourite, then you kill him off and inherit his riches. Now you're rich as **censor**, start buying your way into power.


Now here is where things may get hard. You are gonna have to now brown nose your way to the top. It's gonna take restraint but when you get there it'll be worth it. You'll be number one!


Wait... oh sorry this was meant to be bad advice. Walk up to the president and demand he steps down at knife point. It'll go well...

[Salakar Crocoli]

You didn't ask for advice on anything. 

I'll just ask for advice to get this up and running again.

How do I get someone to do what I want?

[Rocco Rex]

Use telepathy

What is the best strategy in a war?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Hide in the bushes, and never attack.

How do you know when you being lied to?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Ask them!


How can I cheat physics?

[Detroit]

u gotta wear a really big clown wig for the tests

what is the best time to party

[Ara Av-Toa]

At 25 o'clock.


What is the most effective way to kill someone?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Commit suicide.

How do I ask a question?

[Detroit]

with an answer


where can i find my missing left boot

[Ara Av-Toa]

Not where it isn't!


How should I treat old ladies?

[Rocco Rex]

Toss them down stairs, they'll enjoy it

How do I get rid of a raccoon?

[Ara Av-Toa]

cuddle it.


What is the most creative purpose for vacuum cleaners?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Hair styling!

How to beat dark souls?

[Bricket]

you can't not knot if you knot knots.

How do I get free traintickets?