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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 83814 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #450 on: April 24, 2016, 09:16:57 PM »
Mass genocide

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #451 on: April 24, 2016, 09:29:06 PM »
Tie the laces around you neck. It's the best way.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #452 on: April 24, 2016, 09:45:29 PM »
Bang on it with a hammer until you hit the magic spot, maybe a window, and the car starts up again.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #453 on: April 24, 2016, 10:31:38 PM »
The newest, biggest, and most expensive one. Makes them look good.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #454 on: April 24, 2016, 11:00:15 PM »
Feed it oats and wait for anything to come out, blend that = Milk!

How can I talk with someone in the middle of the day, on the opposite side of the world without waking them up?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #455 on: April 25, 2016, 03:26:23 AM »
If it's the middle of the day, then they are already awake.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #456 on: April 25, 2016, 03:27:32 AM »
push people down the stairs

whats the best way to land without crashing?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #457 on: April 25, 2016, 03:47:21 AM »
You'll get that ability when you need it, like a shounen character.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #458 on: April 25, 2016, 03:48:04 AM »
keep it in your hands at all times

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #459 on: April 25, 2016, 04:40:03 AM »
Don't chew, just choke it down.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #460 on: April 26, 2016, 04:28:55 AM »
Shoot them in the skull and ------- the brain hole. Too far? Oh well. Yolo.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #461 on: April 26, 2016, 02:59:22 PM »
Stick the needle through your thumb, then through the fabric, over and over, until you have what you want.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #462 on: April 26, 2016, 03:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Salakar Crocoli on April 26, 2016, 02:59:22 PM
How do I commit suicide?
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Kill yourself.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #463 on: April 26, 2016, 03:57:14 PM »
Become obsessed with MGS V again, like me.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #464 on: April 26, 2016, 05:00:21 PM »

Hint: I can't stand acid either.


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