The Bad Advice Game

[Ara Av-Toa]

Roll in the mud and eat garlic.


How can I easily get millions in any game?

[Bricket]

Ask for a small loan of a million dollars.


/How do I never forget 7/11?

[Farewell]

Just remember "Trump did 7/11"
How can I learn to drive?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Just remember that the ditch is much safer than the road because on one drives there.

How do I even?

[Farewell]

You just even it out until everything is even enough to be even. everyone knows that, it's commons sense!
How can I art?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Just fart and then seperate the f.
 
How do I give advice?

[Angder]

I hear coffee helps, try bathing in it twice daily.

How do I learn to paint like a pro?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Three steps:
1: get painting tools.
2: choose any random color.
3: smear it all over the canvas and call it 'art'.


How can I build the best tracks in TrackMania?

[Ara Av-Toa]

One that leaks oil, breaks down all the time and rattles like an I-don't-know-what.


How can I be pro?

[Bricket]

Don't even try to, or if you really want to be pro: steroids, a lot of them.

What do I have to do to do what I have to do?

[Salakar Crocoli]

With great power comes great responsibility. Only you can answer that question [Insert other inspirational quotes here]

How do I get the thing?

[Razuel]

By wearing a thong and running through a mall yelling 'Where's the thing'.


How do I get  girlfriend without embarrassing myself?

[Grovygrunge]

By not asking that question. That is the first step on the road to glory?


How do I not be a weeb?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Shut up and go watch your anime like I told you!

Can you give me directions to road to glory?

[Ibi Tanvaal]

Sit on their faces.

When is it a good time to go shopping?