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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 90942 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #495 on: May 01, 2016, 07:57:15 PM »
Smother yourself in honey and throw yourself at a beehive


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #496 on: May 01, 2016, 07:57:51 PM »
Rob the nearest store.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #497 on: May 01, 2016, 08:46:18 PM »
Ask your teacher how to cheat!


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The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #498 on: May 01, 2016, 09:35:58 PM »
Break their heart...literally.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #499 on: May 02, 2016, 06:48:41 AM »
Try deadlifting with a metal bar and a plush toy on either end. It's difficult, but I know you can do it!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #500 on: May 02, 2016, 06:51:44 AM »
Jump into a shark-pool.
Then I'm sure it'll all come naturally right away.






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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #501 on: May 02, 2016, 07:48:35 AM »
Convince a friend to stick paper wings onto a block of butter and throw it at you. I'm sure tour body will 'catch' it just fine


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #502 on: May 02, 2016, 09:30:50 AM »
At any local store! Using AAA-batteries will do...


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #503 on: May 02, 2016, 03:09:55 PM »
Put on a tuxedo and cuddle with a longhair cat.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #504 on: May 02, 2016, 08:45:09 PM »
Swat those pesky raindrops away with your paws, they'll leave you alone eventually.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #505 on: May 03, 2016, 12:00:15 AM »
by watching MTV.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #506 on: May 03, 2016, 12:10:33 AM »
Build a wall and make the furries pay for it.







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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #507 on: May 03, 2016, 02:06:42 AM »
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #508 on: May 03, 2016, 06:54:37 AM »
Visit one of your old teachers and have them lecture you in the most boring thing you can think of. Time will pretty much freeze.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #509 on: May 04, 2016, 03:14:13 AM »
Just rock the machine back and forth long enough and you'll be able to pick it up just FINE.


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