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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 90958 times)

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Offline Farewell

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The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #510 on: May 04, 2016, 05:00:36 AM »
Simple, build a time machine and kill everyone who was important. Go back in the present. Shouldn't be anything to write about, right?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #511 on: May 04, 2016, 05:17:44 AM »
Put a brick on the gas pedal and let the car do the driving for you!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #512 on: May 04, 2016, 12:43:08 PM »
Use a blunt razor.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #513 on: May 04, 2016, 01:15:33 PM »
Don't even buy one. Go to Detroit and find a car sitting on some cinderblocks.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #514 on: May 04, 2016, 02:04:03 PM »
Buy a new calendar and change the date on your computer.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #515 on: May 04, 2016, 02:07:34 PM »
Try using wings.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #516 on: May 05, 2016, 11:30:49 PM »
Learn to breathe fire first.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #517 on: May 05, 2016, 11:35:50 PM »
Salt

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #518 on: May 06, 2016, 02:40:28 AM »
With the smallest weapon you can find, enchanted with fire.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #519 on: May 06, 2016, 08:20:08 AM »
Get money first.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #520 on: May 06, 2016, 04:27:54 PM »
Shoot them. If they don't scream, then they are dead.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #521 on: May 06, 2016, 10:49:15 PM »
by sacrificing one of your best friends to our lord and savior

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #522 on: May 07, 2016, 04:16:14 AM »
Dig deep into the abyss of the internet till you find the worst people in the fandom and befriend them.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #523 on: May 07, 2016, 04:46:00 AM »
Kill them, then you won't have to deal with them.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #524 on: May 08, 2016, 10:36:00 PM »
Don't bother, just spend all your money on everything you can without tracking it. I advise borrowing some extra, just in case.


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